ladies don’t forget to fill up your water bottle and put it in the fridge before you go to bed tonight so you can have a drink as soon as you wake up tomorrow. men you can die i guess
What is funnier then hearing a giant rock man with a high pitch Maori accent yell “Piss off, ghost!” and then a THUNK as he hits the wall.
im trying to clean out my school binders and i dont know why but every time i go to throw away schoolwork i always hesitate. ‘what if i want to use this for studying later’ says i, the dumbass, who has not studied, for a single thing, in my entire goddamn life
Team GB beats France to take 7th in Group A at IIHF Worlds and win their first and only game of the tournament. They will, for the first time, make a repeat appearance at Worlds in 2020.
↳ Alternative caption: Self-aware shit kings are coming back to Worlds in 2020
me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn’t look like there’s any sand dollars left
child: can’t the ocean just make more of them?
me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head
this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting dark”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby
